hey fellow guys!
i'm phil and quite a nice guy i think.
this is the empire

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

heart:

heart:

what do you guys think the point of life is

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this was beautiful to read
me n my plant gf
me:  bby ur hand is so thin
her:  that me leaf

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

sistersleep:

Michio Hoshino, a photographer known for his pictures of bears and other wildlife, was mauled to death by a brown bear on the Kamchatka Peninsula in eastern Russia. He was in his mid-40′s and lived in Fairbanks, Alaska.

This was the last photo he took.

jesus fucking christ

heartofrockbellalchemy:

Steal his look

Pile of garbage: $0

Teacher:  What are you going to do after college?
Senior:  I don't know.
Teacher:  Well what are you passionate about?
Senior:  I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

harrystylesdildo:

my anaconda don’t

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

strangeforeignbeauty:

Radoslaw Wojciechowski | Photographed by Piotr Serafin

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