hey fellow guys!
i'm phil and quite a nice guy i think.
this is the empire
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YES YES

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

dellamortes:

American Horror Story - Freakshow

bakinginthebatcave:

unicornhairs:

her suit tho omg

I love wedding photos of strangers. I don’t even know you but I’m so happy that you’re happy and you look so lovely and it’s so wonderful and affirming somehow. I don’t know. Wedding photos make me happy.

one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

swagitsune:

teen wolf season 4: a summary

accurate

brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

84emojis:

*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

vanillish:

squidwurd:

why does like every gay boy have this shirt

image

I’m crying bc I have this shirt

tal-yadin:

myresin:

starkblackmagic:

theforecastisblue:

Sea Monsters [LDN-RDNT]

THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

This is terrifying

This is why the open see is fucking terrifying! I mean, we have NO IDEA what kind of shit is down there!!!! There could be a bloddy civilization in there for all we know. HOW IS THAT NOT SCARY AS FUCK????

high-blogging:

bye guys this is my stop

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